A sale!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not thrilled that, as per their recent press release, The Company has sold off its brad and hole punch divisions to an "investor" for a mere pittance.  The "investor" remains anonymous as yet, but our operatives have confirmed that he appears to have no connections to the Brad Guys or the Brotherhoods of the Hole Punch, Unholy or Reformed.

We will be studying this "investor" closely to see what he does with these implements of evil, but it is good that we no longer have to disapprove of "Edgar" or "Natasha" as they have finally made good on their promise to not use evil office products to rule the world.  We will, however, still have to disapprove of their rival attempt to rule the world, but we will continue to make appropriate gestures of goodwill to let them know that if they will abandon their foolish enterprise which is doomed to failure anyway, that we will accept them as world citizens in the New Future!